Commission Your Own Personalized
VexingLex Audio
You can commission almost anything from me—from poetry readings, voicemail prompts, and motivational audio, to alarms, and even custom voice prompts for Google Maps and Waze!
Your audio can be SFW or NSFW.
Welcome, darling.
Are you looking for a voice to soothe your tired senses? Do you need someone to encourage you when you’re feeling a little lost? Do you want your stories, poems, and scripts to finally have a life of their own? Then you’ve come to the right place.
Fantasy, sci-fi, suspense, horror, romance, comedy, mystery… No genre is left silent. No idea unspoken. This website is your gateway to knowing VexingLex Audio. Here, you’ll find my profile, links to my audio catalog, a pricelist of my services, and how you can contact me.
It’s time to get comfy, put on your headphones, close your eyes, and let your imagination run wild.
About Lex
I am a professional voice actor who specializes in creating personalized audio. These audios can be anything from original content, classic and modern literature, short stories, songs, or improvisations.
My background as a theater actor, writer, dubber, and art teacher give me plenty of material to use in every audio, making each one authentic, believable, well-constructed, and natural.
Portfolio Highlights
If you'd like to listen to some of my already existing work, here are some audio that will show my current range. Some of these audio are NSFW, so please check the tags carefully before listening, as some themes, words used, and scenarios may not be to your taste. Otherwise? Happy listening!
(or check out some hand-picked examples below)
Commission Your Own Personalized
VexingLex Audio
My acting background allows me to use my voice in a variety of ways, particularly with characterization. Youthful and innocent, wizened and ancient, ghostly, authoritative, suave, mad…
I can confidently perform in character, and even do multiple personas in audio that require them.
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*Please see FAQs for more details.
Frequently Asked Questions
This is an audio recording that is tailored to your emotional, intellectual, and sensual needs. If you need to hear words of affirmation, get into a particular head space, feel motivated, or simply enjoy yourself in the silence of your bedroom, then this is the perfect way to do it.
My acting background allows me to use my voice in a variety of ways, particularly with characterization. Youthful and innocent, wizened and ancient, ghostly, authoritative, suave, mad… I can confidently perform in character, and even do multiple personas in audio that require them.
Scroll up and click the GET STARTED button to send a commission request!
You can commission almost anything from me, to poetry readings, voicemail prompts, motivational audio, alarms, and even custom voice prompts for Google Maps and Waze. Your audio can be SFW or NSFW.
The audio takes an average of 2 to 3 weeks, if the list of commissions isn’t too long and if the audio itself isn’t too complicated.
I will keep in touch with you regarding the production and let you know if things need a bit more time or will be delivered ahead of schedule.
I do have things to do outside of VA work, and I may choose to close commissions from time to time, depending on the load.
Making the audio takes time, skill, creativity, and potentially long periods of editing. These are starting prices and, depending on how long, how particular, or how complicated it is, the price may go up.
Scroll up to see our current artist's commission rates or click COMMISSIONS on the site menu!
Remember, these are the starting prices, and can go up but NOT go down.
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My work may touch on various sexual kinks and fetishes, but there are certain things that I will never do, regardless of the money or the benefits. These are, but not limited to, the following:
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